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September 30th, 2005 (03:34 pm)
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current mood: aahh fire burn

>1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
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>2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
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>3. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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>4. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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>5. I'M OUT OF OESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
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>6. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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>7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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>8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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>9. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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>10. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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>11. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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>12. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

Comments

Posted by: melow_melon (melow_melon)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 09:47 am (UTC)

my favourite bumper sticker is..

"If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk!"

hahahahaha

i like the breakfast one too

Posted by: learntolovelou (learntolovelou)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)

lmao. i cant wait to get married and say all them. heck ill say them to people now

Posted by: thehoodinside (thehoodinside)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 10:43 am (UTC)

duuude, ur soo hawt I want ur BABIES!!! <3

Posted by: learntolovelou (learntolovelou)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 01:40 pm (UTC)

dude, you so can have my babies!

Posted by: liz (meatballiz)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 01:07 pm (UTC)
choke

ah hahahaha. #9 is one of my random icons. can i have your babies too? heheh.

Posted by: learntolovelou (learntolovelou)
Posted at: September 30th, 2005 01:43 pm (UTC)

lol that is awesome. offcourse you can have my babies, as long as you dont mind sharing me with thehoodinside and maynard ;]